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Don't Trust the Living T-Shirt

Don't Trust the Living T-Shirt

Color: Black
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$29.99
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100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and more durable than standard cotton. Pre-shrunk for a consistent fit wash after wash.

Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from morning to night.

True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed, comfortable silhouette that fits most body types with ease.
Description
  • 👕 Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
  • 🌿 100% Ring-Spun Cotton
  • 👌 Classic Fit + Crew Neckline
  • 🏷️ Tear-Away Pearlized Label
  • 🌱 Ethically Grown & Harvested US Cotton
  • ✔️ Oeko-Tex Certified (Safe & High Quality)
  • 🎨 Heather Colours: 35% Cotton / 65% Polyester
  • ⚪ Sport Grey & Antique: 90% Cotton / 10% Polyester
  • ⬛ Graphite Heather: 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester
  • 📦 Printed + Shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
How to Not Ruin Your New Favorite Shirt:
  • Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
  • Use a gentle detergent - this garment-dyed cotton is chill, keep it that way
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks)
Drying Instructions:
  1. Avoid High Heat: Air-drying is best to prevent shrinking and maintain the soft texture.
  2. Tumble Dry Low (Optional): If using a dryer, select a low heat or delicate setting.
  3. Remove Promptly: Take the shirt out of the dryer as soon as it's dry to prevent wrinkles.
Additional Tips:
  • Avoid using bleach or harsh detergents as they can fade the color.
  • Do not use fabric softeners, which may affect the shirt's texture.
  • If the shirt has a graphic print, avoid ironing directly on the design. Use a pressing cloth or turn the shirt inside out when ironing.
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Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders over $75 because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 7 days - we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

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The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.

Here's the deal:
  • Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
  • Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
  • Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
  • Email us at zombie.threads.tees@gmail.com - we're actual humans who respond

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the apocalypse without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Currently we only ship in the USA. We will look at expanding to other countries in the future.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.
What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.